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Signs of a Good Husband ‘Material’

So many ladies have asked for the SECRETS of finding the Right Man.

I did research and came back with result and solution.

This one if for my Aunties and Sisters.
•• SIGNS to Watch out for in a Husband Material before saying ‘YES!’••

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PART A (Say Yes) :

•When a man still clicks ‘Yes’ when the ATM asks if he would collect receipt of a transaction, marry such a man. Studies have shown that such a man trusts people even after being disappointed over and over again. For if a man still believes the ATM will give receipts after the constant ‘Issuance/Printing Error’, he will believe in his wife no matter what. 
•When a man says he cannot kill a chicken and runs anytime an animal is being butchered, marry such a man. Studies have shown that such a man is very compassionate and will never raise his hand against you in anger. For if he can’t stand the hurt of an animal, how will he hurt you?
•When a man still licks his plate of soup when done with eating, marry such a man. Studies have shown that such a man is never ashamed to enjoy life in any way he deems fit. He knows what he wants and goes for it. A man that still licks plates of soup, isn’t it obvious he will enjoy you till you are old, stick with you to the end and never be ashamed?
•If a man continues to use his Phone with low battery even though there is NEPA electricity instead of going to charge, accept that man’s proposals. Studies indicates that such a man has so much faith in people and is not the type that worries over things. For if a man can still depend on NEPA in this country, isn’t it apparent he will Trust you completely?
•If a man watches movies and short videos but declares that he hates TV Series or season films, marry such a man. Studies indicate he is motivated, wants quick results and has no time for procrastinations and frivolities. He will be know how to motivate you to fulfil your goals, quickly.
•If a man eats his meat after meal, please hold that man tight. Studies have shown that such a man is so disciplined and committed to a cause even in the face of temptation. For if a man will stay committed to ordinary rice and starchy foods even when the juicy and tempting meat beckons, isn’t it clear he will stay committed to you, no matter the trials of marriage?
•If a man cries when he watches movies, please don’t let him go. Studies indicate such a man has a loving and fragile heart; the kind that loves deeply and cares. For if a man can still shed tears for fiction and people he doesn’t know, isn’t it obvious such a man will sympathize with your weakness and love you dearly?
•If a man always cleans the chair first before sitting down, hook such a man. Studies have shown such men are very careful before they invest their time and money in anything; such a man will never plunge the family into debts. For if a man cannot even risk staining his clothes, how will he risk the family’s fortune?
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PART B (Say No):

-If a man still clicks ‘Yes’ when the ATM asks if he would collect receipt of a transaction, run from such a man. Studies have shown that such a man will also ask for receipt of Okra and Soup things when you buy them. For if he still asks for the receipt of the money he collected with his own hands, how will he trust you enough not to ask for receipts? 
-When a man says he cannot kill a chicken and runs anytime an animal is being butchered, run from such a man. Studies have shown he will not have enough courage to defend you when someone wants to harm you. For a young man that cannot stand ordinary chicken, how will he stand against touts when they waylay you and demand for your phone?
•When a man still licks his plate of soup when done with eating, please run from such a man. Studies have shown that such a man is still childish and neeeds more time to grow up and learn how to behave himself when people are not watching. A man that still licks plates of soup, how are we sure he is not still afraid of ‘Ojuju’ in the dark? Or won’t call his mama when thunder strikes? 
•If a man continues to use his Phone with low battery even when there is NEPA electricity instead of going to charge, Say a loud ‘NO’ to that man’s proposals. Studies indicates that such a man is too careless to be trusted; he doesn’t care about repercussions so far he enjoys himself. He doesn’t think of the future. Now tell me, a man that waits until battery run down, won’t he spend all his salary to buy a Gucci shoe?
•If a man watches movies but cannot finish even one TV Series or season film, please run away from such a man. Studies indicate he clearly has commitment issues and cannot stick with something for a long time. For a man that cannot watch ordinary City Hunter of 3 seasons, Mara and Clara of 158 episodes or 24 with 8 seasons, how will he be able to stay committed in a marriage for 50 years?
•If a man eats his meats after meal, please do not marry that man, please. Studies have shown that such a man has a poverty mentality; he believes that suffering gives wisdom and cannot enjoy life without feeling guilty. Consider this, if a man will refuse to eat any of his three meats until food is finished, isn’t it clear such a man will prefer to stay in a mud house even when his salary can afford better? Can’t you see this man will insist on wearing palm sandals instead of shoes on his wedding day?  
•If a man cries when he watches movies, please pursue him. Studies have concluded that such a man is weak in the presence of pain. For if a man can still shed tears for ordinary film, isn’t it obvious he will cry more than you when you start to cry? Instead of consoling you when you need his support, won’t he tears his clothes and start to wail?
•If a man always cleans the chair first before sitting down, run from such a man. Studies have shown such men have real trust issues and have to double-check everything. Isn’t it this kind of man that when he travels, will tell you to on the blender anytime you tell him you are in the kitchen? Will he ever trust you enough not to cross-check your actions? 
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As you can see from the evidence above, you will make your choice on what to believe; the first part or the second. Needless to say, there are no signs or secrets anyway. So many today are looking for shortcuts and key points for success, forgetting that what worked for someone else may not work for them.
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